This is my must have snack of the week…

Herbed Salami
Herbed Salami with Humboldt Fog Cheese
I love to pair these two unique items together for a salty, creamy and savory snack. If you notice in the middle of the dish I arranged a few rolled up slices of the herbed salami, I put a little taste of the Humboldt Fog inside to make a little present for my mouth. And then I wash this yumminess down with a lovely glass of chardonnay.
Mangiare!
–Me
This is the wine in the picture…

La Crema Chardonnay
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5 reasons why Pretzel M&M’s trump salami
1. Chocolate.…..mmmm
2. Protective Shell.…If i handle M&M’s my hands dont smell like chocolate (totally ok if they did), but the herbed salami…? Cant say the same.
3. I can leave Pretzel M&M’s out for 6–9 months.…they still be delicious…Herbed Salami…well it would go well with green eggs, cause it would be moldy!!
4. Vegans love M&M’s and they cause no suffering to pigs.…poor.…poor pigs…*sniffle
5. The 5 second rule totally applies to M&M’s, maybe even 5 minute rule!! If i drop the herbed salami on my floor, I wont know whats herb and what is lint or other debris when i pick it up.…its the official “NO SECOND RULE” food.
Your hilarious! I love it!
Nutella trumps pretzel M&M’s